大一新生开学第一课，一般情况下，大家都会上台做个自我介绍。
Hi,everybody.Goodtobehere.Facingtheaudience,athoughtoccuredtome.Mamahasalwaytoldmenottomakeafoolinpublic.ButsomehowIjustcouldn'tfollowwhatshesaidexactly.Wellsomepeoplealwaystreatmeasacrazyloon.ForI'mneverpartofanycrowdandhavesomedreamsfar-offlook.I'devencrashintosomeonewithmynosestuckinabook.NowI'mstandingonthestage,givingaspeechinEnglish.CircumstancebeingthatI'mprettynervous.Maybesomeguywouldjustthinkthatit'dembarassmeasfrightenedspeechless.Nevermind.I'malwaysgoodforalaugh.